Episode 59: Knock, Knock, Knockin’ Out Heaven’s Door #11
Listen to “Episode 59: Knock, Knock, Knockin' Out Heaven's Door #11” on Spreaker. With the battle for ascension still raging between the Furious Fathers and Route’s squad, we jump right back into the fray. Finding their powers more evenly matched than they first thought, the outcome is becoming less and less clear of who will come out on top. And it seems as if there is a strange… meddling happening, albeit slight. Who could be causing fate to sway? And what is their ulterior motive, if at all? The Fathers…
Episode 58: Knock, Knock, Knockin’ Out Heaven’s Door #10
Listen to “Episode 58: Knock, Knock, Knockin' Out Heaven's Door #10” on Spreaker. Having PHENOMENALLY reigned victorious over their first duels in the Ascension Games, out Perusing Parentals are ready for the next challenge to go and cold cock that bastard Ares right in the face! Steeling their resolve, they wait, tempering and gathering their courage for what lays ahead of them. As luck would have it, their opponent is familiar, and one that could give more of a , shall we say, temporal look into the higher powers at…
Episode 57: Knock, Knock, Knockin’ Out Heaven’s Door #9
Listen to “Episode 57: Knock, Knock, Knockin' Out Heaven's Door #9” on Spreaker. All their hard work. All the preparing. All the planning. The sneakiness completed by Sieghart, the reconnaissance performed by Kipa, and the emotional turmoil suppressed by Aereus, all culminating to this moment; the Ascension Games. The Genealogical Genies wake and do their morning routines as the nerves start to settle in, and they start to settle. But what is the daunting, most terrifying and strangely poetic tasks that they will have to complete in the ascension games?…
Episode 56: Knock, Knock, Knockin’ Out Heaven’s Door #8
Listen to “Episode 56: Knock, Knock, Knockin' Out Heaven's Door #8” on Spreaker. As the waves lap through the soundscapes of virtual, COVID reality, the party of Party Paternals are split up once again, making choices that impact their story more so than that of a fly on the wall (or maybe a carrot?). Pulling what the zoomie babes call a PRO-GAMER MOVE, Sieghart finds a new pathway into cat-burglary, giving David an opportunity to let that sweet nectar rip. While that Nautical Chaplain suckling is a cuckling, Kipa comes…
Episode 55: Knock, Knock, Knockin’ Out Heaven’s Door #7
Listen to “Episode 55: Knock, Knock, Knockin' Out Heaven's Door #7” on Spreaker. Born through fire, a sword reborn. Aereus is blessed by the legends of old, and his trustworthy weapon is revitalized. This still doesn’t answer questions for Liam as to why Aereus is not at the clans, but that may take years for him to understand. In the Starlight Citadel, Barachiel holds an audience with Sieghart and Damscus, where he makes an offer one may think not able to be refused. Yet, as always with FAP, the impossible…
Episode 54: Knock, Knock, Knockin’ Out Heaven’s Door #6
Listen to “Episode 54: Knock, Knock, Knockin' Out Heaven's Door #6” on Spreaker. Following a shonen-like duel of fates where even Qui-Gon Jinn comes out a winner, our grizzled soldiers are met with some new yet familiar strangers from the Clans of Metal, having a face to the legend of Domino himself. And while a fire of camaraderie roasts the marshmallows of backstory, Kipa is met with a hospitality unlike that in a Faerun or Wizards of the Coast NPC. With the blessing of the Underground Oracle, Mama Bardousa is…
Episode 53: Knock, Knock, Knockin’ Out Heaven’s Door #5
Listen to “Episode 53: Knock, Knock, Knockin' Out Heaven's Door #5” on Spreaker. Splitting the party, we find our heroes at a fork in the road, Kipa being tasked with stealth and subtlety, Sieghart and Aereus finding strange training given by Damascus. Sieghart and Aereus are led to a calm, healing cove. It is there that our chonky boys put their mettle to the test, making sure that toe to tip, they are worth their salt like a kosher iodized pantry item. During this macho masculine test of normative appropriate…
Episode 52: Knock, Knock, Knockin’ Out Heaven’s Door #4
Listen to “Episode 52: Knock, Knock, Knockin’ Out Heaven’s Door #4” on Spreaker. A deal made. A gift given. The games seen. The Furious Fathers meet in the shadow of the coliseum, having split and done their respective duties for the coming trials. Making a friend of an isolated honorable loner, the fathers strategize about the coming trials learning from Damascus. Their courage bolstered, they enter arena, eager to see more of these ascension games. Steel clashes against armor, magics made, curses stated, and snackage destroyed. A strange combatant who…
Episode 51: Knock, Knock, Knockin’ Out Heaven’s Door #3
Listen to “Episode 51: Knock, Knock, Knockin' Out Heaven's Door #3” on Spreaker. Ahoy and well met! This week, we find our Petulant Paternals as they stumble from the M.C. Escher stairways littered with the bodies and corpses of Modrons and Duodrons and Friendlydrons into view of the stunning landscape of Lunia! The heavenly celestial city is one for the perfectionist books, as scores of perfectly and annoyingly beautiful clerics, paladins, and honorable ones hustle and bustle with a holy glow. After a most positive and Pollyanna interaction with a…
Episode 50: Knock, Knock, Knockin’ Out Heaven’s Door #2
Listen to “Episode 50: Knock, Knock, Knockin' Out Heaven's Door #2” on Spreaker. After leaving you wonderful people with a crumbabumbkin of a cliffhanger (who is she?!?!?) we take up right where we left off, in the strange forest. Our Heroes are met with a quizzical stranger, who gives answers but raises more questions, but gives direction, to which the ruins are found. However, when one wants into heaven, one may need to take a roundabout way, or backtrack a little. It is here that our company is once again,…